Finally! A candidate that makes some sense…

“Don’t Vote for billionaires backed by billionaires. I’m homeless, don’t have a cent. Hell, I’m worse off than YOU are, and you know why? Because I haven’t sold out to ANYBODY, that’s why. Ain’t no corporate strings behind me. With me, what you see is what you get.

[..] How I Would Re-Write the Bill of Rights by Satan:
Amendment I:
You can believe what you want, or say what you want, or assemble where you want, but in the long run, your ass still belongs to me.

Amendment II:
You can kill each other with whatever weaponry you want, but in the long run, your ass still belongs to me.

Amendment III:
Stay where you want, do what you want, make war, steal property, who cares, in the long run, your ass still belongs to me.

Amendment IV:
If you can convince yourself that your houses, papers, and effects are secure against unreasonable searches and seizures, go ahead and do it. It ain’t illegal to be delusional.”

(via Dareland)

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