Dec 6, 2007
Zero-G makes all but 4 sex-positions impossible
US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.
Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.
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Only four positions were found possible without “mechanical assistance”. The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.
Mr Kohler says: “One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible.”
(via Robot Wisdom)
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“The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version”
anyone else bothered by this statement?
When is the last time you saw a sexy astronaut?
They could be protecting you for a reason you know :P
Although, I would love to see how Zero-G bukkake worked out, strictly to further my research.
Birds do it
Bees do it
Even Cosmonauts up in Mir do it
Lets do it
Lets have sex in space