An older one by Billy Blaze I’ve been meaning to link to for months now:

For a second I was about to get mad. I could actually feel the emotion begin to take off inside. Some fool had just stickered my bike! Grr…. Hold up wait. Something in my emotional process got cut off. I read the sticker. “TrackstarNYC”. An all track bike store. News. Information. Delivered straight to my bicycle. Even more efficient then the internet!