I asked Joseph about the services he performs for his clients.
“You name it man. Anything you want done for you I will do it. If you want a visa I have something for that. If you woman leave you I can get her back for you. If you have a court case I will deal with that too,” Joseph pounded his fist into his palm as he spoke and his eyes widened with excitement. He explained that $14,000 will get you a visa to any place in the world you’d like to visit and if the love of your life was silly enough to think she could leave you and go cavorting around town with another, he would get her back for you for a measly $7,000.
I asked Joseph how he got into the white magic business in the first place.
“Well, when I was 15 somebody try work science on me. Dem put a powder in my hymn book at church and it make my head feel like it was going to tear off! I was sick bad. I decide that I wouldn’t want anybody to have that power over me again so I start to read all kind ofbooks. My father was a great science man himself as well so I learn from him and carry on the tradition. I was the only one of his children who carry on the teaching and the work for him,” Joseph said.
(via Padre Engo)
April 27, 2008 at 11:44 pm
I’d like to hire him for $14,000 to magically produce $14,001 for me within the next ten minutes.
April 28, 2008 at 2:17 pm
@Trevor: that’s what your wife worth to you?
July 5, 2009 at 5:30 am
How can I get in contact with joseph?
April 24, 2011 at 4:11 pm
GO TO WALDERSTON. GO TO JERK PORK PLACE . ASK THEM. THEY WILL DIRECT U TO HIS YARD. WALDERSTON MANCHESTER OUT SIDE OF MANDEVILE SHORT TAXI DRIVE TO COUNTRY SIDE. PEACE .
August 1, 2009 at 9:52 am
How can I get in contact with Joseph? Can I have some contact details?
February 11, 2010 at 4:46 am
how do I get in touch with Joseph.????? need contact info
September 2, 2010 at 5:19 pm
I have is contact info i will sell it for $500
April 24, 2011 at 4:11 pm
SCUM
December 3, 2010 at 10:28 am
Need contact info on joseph
September 26, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Please let me know how I could get in contact with Joseph. i would like him to do a job for me. i will wire him the money ASAP. I need the job done now.
September 28, 2011 at 2:19 am
i would like to get contact
November 3, 2011 at 11:30 pm
Beenthere Dundat,
U know if he is still in Walderston?
December 12, 2011 at 3:18 am
i need to get in touch with joseph urgently pleease send me his number i am not in ja please its urgent i need help